Privacy Policy

Last updated March 27, 2026.

What We Collect

Your email address. When you subscribe, that is all we ask for. We are a newsletter, not the DMV.

What We Do With It

Send you the newsletter. Twice a week. That is the entire arrangement.

Analytics

We use Umami to see how many people visit the site and which articles get read. Umami does not use cookies. It does not track you across the internet. It does not collect personal data. We can see that someone in Fishtown read an article about the Eagles secondary. We cannot see that it was you.

Email Tracking

Mailgun, our email provider, tracks open rates and click rates. This is standard. If you want to opt out of open tracking, disable images in your email client.

Selling Your Data

We do not sell your email. We do not share it. We do not give it to anyone. Full stop.

Unsubscribe

Every email has an unsubscribe link at the bottom. One click and you are gone. No guilt trip. No survey. No follow up email three days later asking what went wrong.

Questions

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